Friday, 9 December 2011

Easy way to be loved, stay pretty and charming (:

Dear Notebook,
How are you today? everything fine? have you ask your readers about their day? Let me ask, how are you guys doing? how your day? Is everything going accordingly? Nothing much to say, just wanna share the joy that i felt yesterday, my car already fine and no need to stay at the workshop again and again, what a release ! I felt extremely happy yesterday...From Monday the mechanic just do the same thing, and he do it again and again till yesterday, but thank god, finally...


Today, i just wanna share with you guys about something. I know that now days people do anything for looking good right? spending tons of money on beauty center and so forth. So today, just wanna share about something that i used. For muslim people , this might help you out with the permission of Allah...


This will help you out to solve your problem, insyaAllah...


Surah Al Fatihah ( The Opening )


The second line from the surah...
"Alhamdu lillahi rabbi alAAalameena"


1:2


What can we do from this phrase ? Lots of goodness by reading this...


1. " Alhamdu lillahi "
- If you guys wrote this phrase in Arabic in a piece of paper and soak into the new oil, then applied the oil to a sore tooth. The pain before will go away slowly with the permission of Allah...


2. " Rabbi alAAalameena "
- This phrase if wrote in a bowl or white plate, and put your perfume inside the bowl or white plate that already have the verses. You can use the perfume later and applied it at your face, with the permission of god, every single person that you mate will treat you nicely and like you. InsyaAllah...


Let share with others...Everyone have their own beauty, might be outside or inside. Allah make every single person in this world have their own specialty, cherish yourself, appreciate on what you got before envy other people. Live your life (: 

Wednesday, 7 December 2011

Cry for nothing, Happy for something ! (:

Dear notebook,
nothing much to share, and nothing much to talk, just wanna share some beautiful joke that been create my me and few of my friends, hope you guys enjoy and share it among ur colleague, lalalalove the joke. Life without a joke and laughter is like a life without eating. Cheer up yourself no matter how big the problem that comes to you, everything will be just fine and will be just like it should be. Stay strong and stay smile for someone whom still care for you (:




A man is very ashamed of his penis because of the size. 
He has an extremely small penis and doesn't want his girlfriend to dump him when she sees the size. 
One night when he and his girlfriend are making out in a dark corner he decides he will show her. 
The man unzips his pants, whips out his small d***, and shoves it into her hand. 
He sits there, waiting to see her reaction. 
His girlfriend says, ‘Thanks for offering, but you know I don't smoke.’



Two guys sneak into a farmer's fruit garden and start eating the fruit. The farmer sees them and comes out with a shotgun. ‘Since you guys like fruit so much go pick 100 of which ever fruit you want,’ said the farmer. 

The first guy decides to pick grapes. When he gets 100 he goes back to the farmer. 
The farmer says,’now shove em' all up your ass.’ 
The guy gets all 100 up his ass. He feels really bad, but then he starts to laugh.
‘Why you laughing?’ asked the farmer. 
To which the man replied, ‘My friend is out picking watermelons!’


A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in her bedroom. She opened the door and discovered her 40 year old daughter playing with a vibrator.

‘What are you doing?’ asked the mother.
‘Mom, I'm 40 years old and look at me. I'm ugly. I'll never get married, so this is pretty much my husband.’ The mother walked out of the room, shaking her head. 
The next day, the father came home and heard noises in the bedroom and upon entering the room, found his daughter using the vibrator.
‘What the hell are you doing?’ he asked. 
His daughter replied, ‘I already told Mom. I'm 40 years old now and ugly. I will never get married, so this is as close as I'll ever get to a husband.’ The father walked out of the room shaking his head.
The next day, the mother came home to find her husband with a beer in one hand and the vibrator in the other, watching a football game on TV. 
‘What on earth are you doing?’ she cried. 
The husband replied, ‘What does it look like I'm going? I'm having a beer and watching football with my son-in-law!’


A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. ‘I'm sorry sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from the previous customer, I'll smell it and order from there.’

A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him. 
The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. ‘Ah, yes that's what I'll have, meatloaf and mashed potatoes.’ Unbelievable, the owner says to himself as he walks towards the kitchen. 
The cook happens to be the owner's wife and he tells her what had just happened. The blind man eats his meal and leaves. 
Several days later the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly brings him a menu again. ‘Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man.’ 
‘I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork.’ The owner again retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man. After another deep breath, the blind man says, ‘That smells great, I'll take the Macaroni and cheese with broccoli.’
Once again walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in he's going to test him. The blind man eats and leaves.
He returns the following week, but this time the owner see's him coming and runs to the kitchen. 
He tells his wife, ‘Mary rub this fork around your vagina before I take it to the blind man.’ Mary complies and hands her husband the fork back. As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting.
‘Good afternoon sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you.’ 
The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff and says, ‘Hey I didn't know that Mary worked here?’


After the baby was born, the panicked Japanese father went to see the obstetrician. ‘Doctor,’ he said, ‘I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine.’

‘Nonsense,’ the doctor said. ‘Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool.’
‘It isn't possible,’ the man insisted. ‘We're pure Asian.’
‘Well,’ said the doctor, ‘let me ask you this. How often do you have sex?’
The man seemed ashamed. ‘I've been working very hard for the past year. We only made love once or twice a month.’
‘There you have it!’ the doctor said confidently. ‘It's just rust.’

A very clever Doctor in the universe !

Dear notebook,
its been a while you been so boring. Sorry for putting you aside, lots of important things need to be settle down. But, will try to make you happy and cheer you up ! So, i was thinking to share here some lame joke with you and the viewer. Lots of love <3


Here the story begin...
A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help.

On his next visit, the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do any good.

On his third visit the doctor told the man: "Go home and take a hot bath. As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows and stand in the draft."

"But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get pneumonia."

"I know," said the doctor. "I can cure pneumonia!"

Thursday, 1 December 2011

Tribute to Rara Zikry

Dear notebook,
last night before i'm going to sleep, something had pop-up into my news feed. My friend status " Al-fatihah Rara Zikry, cantik orangnya"... and i was like wondering, who is Rara Zikry, she must be public figure or something, so, googling, yayyy ! and i found out something, and the thing is, i realize something about myself...what the hell is happening, am i not watching for news or reading newspaper...


Rara Zikry or the real name is Zarith Nadhira Binti Mohamad Zikri , student in Limkokwing. She suffering the Hypoxic Ischeamic Encephalopath diseases. Its actually the brain injury cause from the lake of oksigen that the body can absorb. 


I just don't know much about her, so don't wanna say anything that might be speculate by the third parties. Everyone have their own life, so we just nobody to pointing our finger. Rara zikry is such a beautiful person as i'm googling the picture of her. (:






Such a sweet face of her, Adore you Rara Zikry. May you rest in peace. We just human, theres lot of rumors that people create, it might be of jealousy and many more. For god sake, the person that can't even seen the happiness of someone else, just go out there and get our own life instead of busying creating stupidos story that can make you look like a dumb. Everyone has their own life, so do you. Al-fatihah. 


Lots of love,
thenotebook.

Tuesday, 15 November 2011

A Polite Way To Pee !!

Dear notebook,
here another joke for you guys to enjoy (:


Here the story begin...
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner With a nice young lady,how would you tell her That you have to go to the bathroom?'

Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

The teacher responded by saying, 'That would Be rude and impolite..

What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'

Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to Go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain For once and show us your good manners?'

'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused For a moment? I have to shake hands with a Very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to Introduce you to after dinner.'

Monday, 14 November 2011

Teacher can't be trusted !!

Dear notebook,
i just wanna share some lame joke or else can be called as dirty ewww joke. So nothing much, hope you guys enjoy (:

Here the day begin...

First-year students in an American Medical School were receiving a lecture from an Indian Professor.

This was their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor :

The first is that you are not disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth."Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and suking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them calmly and told them,



"The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and suked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention .." -,-


The student cry till their last tears with the feeling of killing deep inside.

Clever wife with Stupid Husband !

Dear notebook,
today is a new day. But i'm not feeling very well, headache, plus have ulser in my mouth. Just turn me off for the whole day. Today, nothing much to let you guys read, here some retarded joke for you guys, hope you guys enjoy (:


Here the story begin....
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.

"What was that for?" he asked.

"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it," she replied.

"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explained.

"Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good explanation.

Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold.

When he came to, he asked, "What the hell was that for?"

She replied,


" Your Horse called " -,-