Tuesday, 15 November 2011

A Polite Way To Pee !!

Dear notebook,
here another joke for you guys to enjoy (:

Here the story begin...
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner With a nice young lady,how would you tell her That you have to go to the bathroom?'

Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

The teacher responded by saying, 'That would Be rude and impolite..

What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'

Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to Go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain For once and show us your good manners?'

'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused For a moment? I have to shake hands with a Very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to Introduce you to after dinner.'

Monday, 14 November 2011

Teacher can't be trusted !!

Dear notebook,
i just wanna share some lame joke or else can be called as dirty ewww joke. So nothing much, hope you guys enjoy (:

Here the day begin...

First-year students in an American Medical School were receiving a lecture from an Indian Professor.

This was their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor :

The first is that you are not disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth."Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and suking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them calmly and told them,

"The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and suked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention .." -,-

The student cry till their last tears with the feeling of killing deep inside.

Clever wife with Stupid Husband !

Dear notebook,
today is a new day. But i'm not feeling very well, headache, plus have ulser in my mouth. Just turn me off for the whole day. Today, nothing much to let you guys read, here some retarded joke for you guys, hope you guys enjoy (:

Here the story begin....
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.

"What was that for?" he asked.

"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it," she replied.

"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explained.

"Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good explanation.

Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold.

When he came to, he asked, "What the hell was that for?"

She replied,

" Your Horse called " -,-

Sunday, 13 November 2011

Little kid that act like adult ! "big people words"

Dear notebook,
I just came back from dinner, yeah right, its late night dinner. I used to eat in a middle of a night, because if i ate early, then i will feel hungry before i'm going to sleep. That's my huge problem so far. Scary right? LOL. So nothing much today, just wanna share some lame joke with you guys, hope you guys enjoy (:

Here the story begin...
A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade.

The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! You need to use ‘Big People’ words,’ she was always reminding them.

She asked John what he had done over the weekend?

‘I went to visit my Nana.’

‘No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use ‘Big People’ words!’

She then asked Mitchell what he had done

‘I took a ride on a choo-choo.’

She said. ‘No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use ‘Big People’ words.’

She then asked little Alex what he had done?

‘I read a book,’ he replied. That’s WONDERFUL!’ the teacher said.

‘What book did you read?’

Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said,

‘Winnie the SHIT'

The Pretty Little Liar Wifey !!!!

Dear notebook,
today is a new day, and nothing much had happen. So i just wanna share few of retarded jokes with you guys, hope you guys enjoy and can share it with you other friends (:

"A married couple went to the hospital because the wife going to deliver her baby..
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. 
The doctor set the knob to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine, so he asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. 
The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and pulse and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this, they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, he encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. 
When they arrived home ..
The postman was dead on the porch". -,- 

Saturday, 12 November 2011

you - nur jannah allia

Dear notebook,
i feel empty and my heart seems to be like out of no where. Doesn't feel anything. Sitting all alone make you wanna hear you favorite song...

you- nur jannah allia

you were there to light my day
you were there to guide me through
from my days down and on
i'll never stop thinking of you

how can i forget all that
when you're the one who make me smile
you'll always be a part of me
how i wish you were still mine

never will forget the day
how we've met and came this far
we all know we got this feeling
but somehow it has to end up here

i know it's me who said goodbye
and that's the hardest thing to do
cause you mean so much to me
and guide the truth from me to you

for all the things i've done and said
for all the hurt that i've caused you
i hope you will forgive me baby
cause that wasn't what i meant to do....

Malaysian People suck !!!

Dear notebook,
today is the third day of my blogging life. Do you know what i feel? Extremely happy, you know why? It just that, i don't feel lonely anymore. Make new friends in blog life, such a fun thing. Change and idea, knowledge and everything. Before this, my life just like a normal bored day. Nothing much to do. Having fun in wrong way. Just which that i will be in a right path that will bring me the feel of happiness till my last breath. Amin.

Today is just another annoying day with Malaysian citizen. I just wanna ask, how many of you guys still use Public Phone when emergency? In certain cases like when your cellphone running out of battery, then you need to make an important call, so you need to rush searching for near public phone, and at the end, the public phone doesn't working. Its broke. How do you felt? Pisses off right?

I just don't have any idea of how do the people used the public phone till the phone can't be use. Vandalism is the right word to be used. Why people in Malaysia do the such thing? Can anybody explain?

Plus, if you are in that situation, and the public phone doesn't working, do you ever think that you will ask for the people that just pass by there, and ask for their cellphone? Do you think that day will allowed you?

Today, when i sitting at the bus-stand while waiting my friend to pick me up. There is an old men came to me and ask whether i'm having a cellphone or not. And i sad "Not" , he replied "It's ok". But i just felt bad, because he seems to be like needed a help. I ask him " Are you waiting for someone to fetch you here? " he replied, " yea, my wife said so, but till now she didn't show up, i wanna make a call, but, the public phone there can't be used", I just felt sorry... ):

That is the second case. Lots of criminal thing happen in Malaysia, robbery, murdered and many more. If you ask for random people help, to use their phone, nobody will allowed it. They are not sting or being a jerk, is just that, they trying to protect themself, its because, there are so many cases happened in different way. 

So, to whom we should point our finger? Other people? The government that neglect vandalism activity? You should ask yourself. Used something like human, not like animal. Remind each other (: Salam....

Thursday, 10 November 2011

Quran vs Satanic

Dear notebook,
11.11.11 nice to see and nice to pronouns the date. But, in this beautiful date, there is something that bothering me when i had read one article about this date.

Dalam kitab satanic the holy is satan. Yg Mr St Wingston Father Satan bagi tahu yang 11.11.11 hari kebangkitan anak setan dan dajjal yang akan memerintah dunia. Dan org akan memuja2 pada hari keramat yg bratus tahun Wiliam satan tunggu-tunggukan. Sebenarnye orang tak akan tahu apakah makna tarik tersebut malah pada hari Jumaat datangnya kami untuk menyesat semua agama Islam, Kristian dan Buddha. Dan di mana nanti Yahudi dan kami akan gembira kerana kebodohan manusia yang ada agama tapi tidak guna dengan betul. Sesungguhnya father of god satan akan terus menyesat ank2 adam, St Mary and Crist Jesus. Maka kiamat akan muncul pada hari Jumaat dan tarikh ini bermakna untuk kami. Semperna keturunan kami 6.6.6 9.9.9 dan 11.11.11. Allahualam. "
The people that post this article is in a group of muslim people. Its not that i'm being annoying by saying something bad about them, its just that, we muslim already learn from the Quran that something will be happen before the doomsday but no one will know when it's happening. We as a muslim people just need to pray for ourself, family, friends and also for all the muslim people, because, we as a muslim, we are a big family.  

In the article already wrote that it's from "satanic the holy is satan", so why should us as a muslim need to be bother. As a people that have a good knowledge about islam, they might not be influenced, but for those people that lake on it, it will be worse.

I'm not good enough to post and manipulate that article and say all this thing because i'm just a women that need a guide to lead me too the right path. Salam... (:

11.11.11 - still being yourself or what?

Dear notebook,
everyone seems to be busy with today date, so do i. Just wish to do something that is worth it with the beautiful date to be remember and make it memorable. What do you think? Got any crazy idea?

Being yourself is the most important thing. You might did something that crazy and make other people remember you because of your uniqueness. But, sometimes, do you realize that, you are like too much putting the standard of yourself in other people hands and need to concern of what other people might think. Are you satisfied enough with that?

It's just that you are being or doing something with or w/o you wanted. It's not your passion, you didn't felt satisfied with yourself because you just too much care of what other people think.

The best part in you life is when you just did what you think you suppose to do. You felt happy with it, you feel full of satisfaction, although other people think, it's nothing much to be proud, but do you think they can do more than you do? Heaven not. be proud of yourself, and do something meaningful and something that you have keep deep inside your heart but never let it go. It will be nice. (:

Even animal feel satisfied when they did something by there own... Salam...

In 100 year, you can only face the day at once.

Dear notebook,
today is the second day i used you to lend up my feeling and share my joy and tears. In fact, yesterday is a good day, for the first time i've joint the group page of blogger. They are friendly, on of them are Khairil Adri Abdul Razak. Thanks for the first advice from you Han kei. 

The date of today make lot of people talk about it like non-stop, "11.11.11" nice is it? it's such a cool date and memorable date that make all the people in this world wanna do something different and make the date as the day they can remember in their entire life.

But instead of 11.11.11, did you ever realize that actually everyday or ever single date that we have been going thru are the date that we also will ever not be face in the upcoming of 100 years? For example to make it clear, 2.1.11 = 2.1.2011, this date will come in the next 100 year, which is, 2.1.11 = 2.1.2111. 

Every single day is a different day, we might not live for the next 100 year to face the date right now. Try to make every single day of yours is meaningful and and the day that you will ever not be regret. Always remember that their are people outside there that suffer and hope to be free and having just a smile at their face, you should be lucky with your life now. Salam. (:


Dear notebook,
today is the first time ever, i publish all the story that happen in my life, the surrounding, people, and everything.

Mom always said that, we need to keep our story safe by our own, but now, i just being too tired of keeping it all by myself. Its not that i want to let my life at set it as semiprivate, is just that, we need to share something with other people instead of keep it all alone and make a wrong decision. What do you think?

I live in a broken family, and the worse part is, i don't have anybody. Can u imaging? Sometimes i just felt envy to those people that having a great and happy family, and most of them didn't appreciate it at all. What do they think? They got everything, the happiness of having someone in a some blood, same last name, and living in a joy, although sometimes it might be the hardest time when having a conflict in between, but, that is people, no one can live without getting any feeling of sadness, madness. 

Family is always be family. You might be hate your sisters or your brothers because they got more, they achieve more, but, the good part is, when you having problem, family always come first. Have you think about the person that live all alone in the huge world and not having anyone? 

Its hard when you have everything in front of you before, but it's all gone now. Just like a long nightmare which you can't even get up even-thought how hard you pinch up your cheeks. 

No more love, no more laugh, no more smile, just have a tears that already dry. 

Love your family, and appreciate them, i wish i'm in your place. (':