Sunday, 13 November 2011

Little kid that act like adult ! "big people words"

Dear notebook,
I just came back from dinner, yeah right, its late night dinner. I used to eat in a middle of a night, because if i ate early, then i will feel hungry before i'm going to sleep. That's my huge problem so far. Scary right? LOL. So nothing much today, just wanna share some lame joke with you guys, hope you guys enjoy (:


Here the story begin...
A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade.

The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! You need to use ‘Big People’ words,’ she was always reminding them.

She asked John what he had done over the weekend?

‘I went to visit my Nana.’

‘No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use ‘Big People’ words!’

She then asked Mitchell what he had done

‘I took a ride on a choo-choo.’

She said. ‘No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use ‘Big People’ words.’

She then asked little Alex what he had done?

‘I read a book,’ he replied. That’s WONDERFUL!’ the teacher said.

‘What book did you read?’

Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said,

‘Winnie the SHIT'

2 comments:

  1. Hahahahah,

    Winnie the shit. =.="

    Btw, U and me have the same syndrome. Syndrome cepat lapar. And suka makan tengah malam. hoho

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  2. ahaha, kelakar kan budak tu? creative habis. hehe
    wah yeke, boleh geng dengan i ! later boleh mkn malam malam same same dgn i (:

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