i just wanna share some lame joke or else can be called as dirty ewww joke. So nothing much, hope you guys enjoy (:
Here the day begin...
First-year students in an American Medical School were receiving a lecture from an Indian Professor.
This was their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor :
The first is that you are not disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth."Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and suking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them calmly and told them,
"The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and suked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention .." -,-
The student cry till their last tears with the feeling of killing deep inside.