Sunday, 13 November 2011

Little kid that act like adult ! "big people words"

Dear notebook,
I just came back from dinner, yeah right, its late night dinner. I used to eat in a middle of a night, because if i ate early, then i will feel hungry before i'm going to sleep. That's my huge problem so far. Scary right? LOL. So nothing much today, just wanna share some lame joke with you guys, hope you guys enjoy (:

Here the story begin...
A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade.

The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! You need to use ‘Big People’ words,’ she was always reminding them.

She asked John what he had done over the weekend?

‘I went to visit my Nana.’

‘No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use ‘Big People’ words!’

She then asked Mitchell what he had done

‘I took a ride on a choo-choo.’

She said. ‘No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use ‘Big People’ words.’

She then asked little Alex what he had done?

‘I read a book,’ he replied. That’s WONDERFUL!’ the teacher said.

‘What book did you read?’

Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said,

‘Winnie the SHIT'

The Pretty Little Liar Wifey !!!!

Dear notebook,
today is a new day, and nothing much had happen. So i just wanna share few of retarded jokes with you guys, hope you guys enjoy and can share it with you other friends (:

"A married couple went to the hospital because the wife going to deliver her baby..
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. 
The doctor set the knob to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine, so he asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. 
The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and pulse and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this, they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, he encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. 
When they arrived home ..
The postman was dead on the porch". -,-