Monday, 14 November 2011

Teacher can't be trusted !!

Dear notebook,
i just wanna share some lame joke or else can be called as dirty ewww joke. So nothing much, hope you guys enjoy (:

Here the day begin...

First-year students in an American Medical School were receiving a lecture from an Indian Professor.

This was their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor :

The first is that you are not disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth."Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and suking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them calmly and told them,

"The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and suked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention .." -,-

The student cry till their last tears with the feeling of killing deep inside.

Clever wife with Stupid Husband !

Dear notebook,
today is a new day. But i'm not feeling very well, headache, plus have ulser in my mouth. Just turn me off for the whole day. Today, nothing much to let you guys read, here some retarded joke for you guys, hope you guys enjoy (:

Here the story begin....
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.

"What was that for?" he asked.

"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it," she replied.

"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explained.

"Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good explanation.

Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold.

When he came to, he asked, "What the hell was that for?"

She replied,

" Your Horse called " -,-